what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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haha

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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