- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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