- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

I'm rick james bitch

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

i like men but im not gay

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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