When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Chlamydia

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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