- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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