- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

America

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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