Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

woman's rights

What black and has children A black man

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Your Mom The End.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

yolo your orange looks orange

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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