- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

My life

apple pie.

Women's Rights...

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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