what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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I'm Spartacus

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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