Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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