What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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I'm Spartacus

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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