- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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