Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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