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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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noodles

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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women's rights

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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