if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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