How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Military intelligence.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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