- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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