how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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