A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Popsicles

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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