a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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who farted i did :]

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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