Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Women's Rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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I Love Hitler.

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Women's Rights...

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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