A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Women's rights.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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I like your hair

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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