What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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I can't see my forehead

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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theres a fat guy

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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