boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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