- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

my names jim haha

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

who farted i did :]

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Popsicles

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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