A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

diarrhea.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

whats 7+4? 74

Womens rights.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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