What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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