A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

star wars kid

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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