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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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