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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

knock knock who's there? hope

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Nothing. He made it home safely.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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