Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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AIDS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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