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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

I asked her where you were.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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