Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Men

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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drugs.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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