- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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