What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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I was watching Fox news.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A dyslexic blind man

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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arena football

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hi mom

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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