- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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