- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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