How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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