What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Neither have I

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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