find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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hi jonny

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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whats black and large -me

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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