- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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