What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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hi mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What do you call an arab ?

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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hashtags suck balls

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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