- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Anyone can post anything.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

TIMMY

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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