Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

think twice or at least think

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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