thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Katy Perry

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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