- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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