- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is white and long? A New York winter

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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