- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Chlamydia

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Yanter, Look it up

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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