- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Honk if you're Amish!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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