Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

He--Hey guys

read me write me

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Massie is a fatass

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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