- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I am quite mature.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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