- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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