- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

there was once a jew

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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