A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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