Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Chlamydia

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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