- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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