- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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