- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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