Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Homo say what?

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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whats 7+4? 74

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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