How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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your no better than a cockroach

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Julian Ha.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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