Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

black people

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Women's rights

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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