Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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