Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

I was watching Fox news.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A dyslexic blind man

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

hi mom

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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