- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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