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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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your face

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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