- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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