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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's big and purple? Barney

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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