Your sex life.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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