- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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