What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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