- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Heskey time.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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