In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

knock knock come in !

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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