- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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