- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

The cream, it is coming

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Daniel is a fag

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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