- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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