- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's circular and round A circle

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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