Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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no.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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