- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Your sex life.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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