- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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