A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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