- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why so serious ?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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