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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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