Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I am quite mature.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

wael.. nuff said

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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