- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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