- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

black people

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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