How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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